Tea and deep thoughts... Yeah right.

ohgodsmyfandomsarekillingme:

kripke-is-my-king:

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

nachosinthetardis:

the-fault-in-our-bacon:

I hope in Matt Smith’s last episode, someone finally says, “I love your bowtie.”

WHAT IF IT’S ROSE

I’LL FLING MYSELF INTO THE ORB

What if Rose says “I love your bow tie,”

And Eleven responds with “Rose Tyler, I love you“ 

since Ten never got it out

NOT OKAY

pizza:

mum just called to tell me she was showing people through a rental house today and there was a girl there with her parents who is in year 8 and somehow they were talking about tumblr and mum said ‘i’m pizza’s mum’ and the girl freaked out and mum thought it was hilarious

spaustriastuck:

dennys:

EXERCISE
EX-ER-CISE
EX-AR-SIZE
EGGS-ARE-SIDES
FOR BACON
BACON

who the heck is running Denny’s tumblr

swaetshrit:

my hobbies include sleeping and feeling like i’ve never slept

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

cirquedelavie:

I have come to realization that when everyone finds out that they’ve been eating people when Hannibal served them food, Freddie Lounds will literally be ‘woman laughing with salad’ 

She won’t be laughing when the Tooth Fairy decides to show her his slide show. 

joshuasramsays:

isn’t it weird how we adore all the small things celebrities probably hate about theirselves like that one scar on their face they got when they slipped that one time or that one piece of hair that just won’t seem to stay or how their tummy isn’t completely flat when they sit down yet we can’t do the same for ourselves

talesfromthelosersside:

spankul8r:

Recent studies confirm that reading books and drinking tea doesn’t make you better than anyone else

reading books has been proven to raise your intelligence and drinking tea is believed by many researchers to help metabolism and brain functions, so acctually it does a tiny bit

the-vashta-nerada:

i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like “let’s not make any rash decisions” and we high fived and now my mom is yelling at us

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

grandparents making sex jokes

nine-year-olds making sex jokes

nine-year-olds

NINE

sehboofs:

that one time a guy from my school was sent home for wearing a skirt and everyone wore skirts as a protest the following school day

whatifiminslytherin:

someonecalledmefamous:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

death with benefits